Spitting Biscuits

When a girl has a yeast infection.

"Things were getting hot last night with my new girlfriend so I decided to go down on her...big mistake! She was totally spitting biscuits!!"

by Owlcoholics August 06, 2014

Hill biscuits

The vilest, sickliest and cheapest contents of a Snufbag. Officially classed as food but should never be consumed by humans. Ethiopians have been known to turn their noses up at these foul creations, choosing starvation instead.

Mickus: What's in this week's Snufbag?

Mum: A bag of crisps and 18 packets of Hill biscuits.

Mickus: OK, throw me the crisps and shove the shit down the bog where it belongs.

by Lumpbag April 26, 2009

Popeyes Biscuit

A piece of bread that is drier than the Atacama desert.

"I just gave my dog a Popeyes biscuit, and the mf ain't bark for 8 hours!"

by holy booty bandit April 06, 2021

biscuit poisoning

the result of eating too many biscuits, characterized by swelling of the body; obesity

Wanda, you got biscuit poisoning--your ass the size of Texas.

by CrackerNoMore September 06, 2009

Biscuit butt

When a girl's butt looks good in tight jeans, but it busts out of those jeans when she takes them off in the same way as a can of biscuits when you open the can.

Damn bro, her ass is phat.
Nah dude, she has a biscuit butt. Don't be deceived by the jeans.

by B.Hein October 17, 2019

Biscuit Lump

A girls throat or a noticeable moving area on her esophagus.

Girls Adam's apple.

I love making you laugh cause when you do your biscuit lump crazy moves.

If you don't stop clowning me girl Ima chop you in the biscuit lump.

by Ginja Ninja 68 June 15, 2016

bloomer biscuit

Another word for a female vagina.

Man check out that woman there. Yeah I would like to butter her bloomer biscuit. Wouldn't you?

by pantyteamaster May 11, 2009