ballistik

What you do if you know that your going to lose a fight but don't want to look like a pussyshit.

I'ma go ballistik if they try to fight me.

by Skidd McMarxx November 14, 2009

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ballstache

when kicked in the balls so hard that one comes out of each nostril. Therefore the pair has migrated to the upper lip area creating a stache of balls or ballstache.

Joselo is going to have a ballstache if he insults my mother one more time

by Jilly Mulsprigs October 19, 2007

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ballast

The least attractive female in a group of females. Normally, female friends/aquaintances like to attach ballast to their group to make themselves look better.

Tom: Hey Rob check out that group of hotties over there by the bar.

Rob: Yeah but the one with the huge funbags is so ballast.

Tom: I'd still do her though, wouldn't you?

Rob: In a heartbeat

by Kevin Mooney October 5, 2006

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While taking a piss, the urine stream splits into 2 streams that flow in random uncontrollable directions due to the buildup of semen from recently busting a fresh nut. The piss usually gets all over the floor and the seat and even sometimes your clothes and bathroom towels. The aftermath can be devastating.

Gary: Dude I just got done nailing this fat chick. She had a bad case of FUPA and didn't...hold on a sec I will be right back. Gotta take a piss.

Frank: How long ago did you nail this fatty? Don't let your guard down, you may get attacked by ballsistic pissiles.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 28, 2017

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