head baffling

when anything or anyone starts doing/saying something that just totally confuses you.

yo man this shit is head baffling

by Densoflux October 29, 2007

baffooning

the act of yelling at drunken baffoons at or around bar close. usually from the window of an automobile but can also be done via walking.

"hey man, hop in the car lets go baffooning. its close to bar close!"

by Jose~Cuervo March 27, 2010

bafey

A bafey is basically baby or bae but mixed with wifey.

Hey bafey i got this just for you!

Hey bafeys i missed you guys!

by anonymous February 16, 2021

pap baffle

The placing of toilet tissue within the toilet bowl in order to reduce the noise made from faeces hitting the water

god damn it, no one wants to hear yourdepth charge's, lay down a pap baffle!

by Maddog May 23, 2004

bafos

Greek slang for marijuana cigarette, spliff, zoot

Give us a toke on that triple skin skunk bafos!

by yob boy July 23, 2005

bafel

(n)a catch all word, used for various situations.

you can use it in place of most things. Like "Do you yahoo" but instead, "Do you bafel?"

Bafelbub, now that's a combine betwen Bafel and Beezlebub. Hence, bafelbub.

Then there is "what's up bafe..." Bafel shortened, and used as a greeting..

by Bafelmiester November 8, 2008

Baffoon

A moron who has seen the definition of "bafoon" and thinks he is smart enough to spell it correctly, but still is too fucking stupid to look up how to spell it

Idiot: "wow people who can't spell baffoon are so stupid! like seriously, who would be that dumb?"
Smart person: "you fucking idiot..."

by kylorendud July 23, 2020