hit rock bottom

When one's sexual desires have gotten so out of control that you end up slapping the arse of a statue.

Doc. My sexual urges have gotten so bad that i slapped the arsingtons of a statue whilst walking round London. I hit rock bottom.

by ShittierJokes October 19, 2017

Bottom baby

A "Bottom Baby" is a baby whose head was crushed while in the womb.

This is caused by a mother having twins and the baby on top crushes the baby on the bottom, AKA Bottom Baby's head.
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Dude that guy is sooooo dumb, he must be a bottom baby.

by WienerHutGeneral February 22, 2020

Bottle Merchant

Someone who loses their nerve, backs out, or otherwise fails to follow through on what they say they will do. Commonly used to describe athletes or sports teams with a history of failing to win when they have the opportunity.

That team were 3-0 up at half time and still lost, total bottle merchants.

by Dru3 April 20, 2021

hard bottom

Someone whose personality is normally domineering in interpersonal situations but whose sexual preferences are submissive. The opposite of a soft top.

Jess: Your bf comes off as a bit rude tbh

Ingrid: Yeah he's bit of a control freak sometimes, but when it comes to sex he's actually into submission. He's such a hard bottom haha

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 20, 2021

bottom

someone who is on the bottom in sexual intercourse or harry styles

"does harry styles top?"
"nah, he definitely bottoms"

by nowkissmeyoufool March 2, 2016

bottom noises

Randomly typed letters and characters said by a bottom.

Person 1: You're cute
Person 2: l djglbjbldkjb gjsdfbjbgljrbljbl kjbjbjldsf
Person 1: bottom noises

by ssoap October 9, 2021

Botticelli angel

A way to describe someone by using renaissance painter Sandro Botticelli's art as a reference. Being a renaissance painter he painted a lot of religious christian and ancient scenes often depicting the Virgin Mary with angels all surrounding her. He also painted a famous version of the birth of Venus that is printed in a lot of school history books. His angels tended to be blonde or brown haired, either wavy or curly with captivating faces, even if rarely directed towards you.

He looks like a Botticelli angel.

by CoasterDisks October 15, 2021