Babylon bandit

A black man who is known for dating only white women. They tend fawn over white women in a manner that is seen as problematic. They do not find black women attractive only white women

P.S * this is not hate to white women, they can be cool people

I just know this dude is a Babylon bandit, he doesn’t rate black women

It’s easy to spot a Babylon bandit by the type of trim they have.

by concernedluvr June 23, 2021

brown bandit

A person who enjoys anal sex. Usually for hours on end.

1: "Man, Diana is such a brown bandit!"

2: "Ya man, she loves it up the ass"

by J Rivers April 7, 2010

last biscuit bandit

One who eats all of something except for a small remaining amount, so they aren't blamed for eating it all.

"WHO ATE ALL THE BISCUITS?"
"Don't look at me I saw George here eat the last one".

by Alpaca Lenny February 6, 2005

Bunghole Bandit

The actual act of licking and sucking on your wife or girlfriends gumhole until she has an orgasm. Its performed while you are licking her pussy up and down and you sneak down to be a bum sniffer. You gently probe her stink star with the tip of your tongue, taking in her savory flavor and aroma. If she responds positiveley, you keep working on her bunghole until she cums, now your an official bung tonguer. If she responds negativeley, you have to stop the fun and settle for her being a Bunghole Bandit. Stealing any chance of some ass tortilla fun.

I couldn't believe how wet Charlene was this morning. We were up late last night and screwed for hours. I woke up with morning wood and rolled her over. I was lapping away at her musky twat and got the brilliant idea of a little savory ass tortilla action. I eased down and gingerly started licking away at her balloon knot. It was delicious. She said she wasn't up to any cornhole action so I had to settle for her just being a Bunghole Bandit.

by The King Cornholer April 12, 2008

crash bandijob

A Crash Bandijob is the act of receiving a Blow Job while playing the video game Crash Bandicoot. Any version of the Crash Bandicoot games is acceptable for a Crash Bandijob but it is recommended to play the second one since that is without a doubt the best of the series. If you disagree please with the previous statement please write a minimum 500 word essay concerncing why you think the other Crash Bandicoots are superior to the second and shove it up your ass.

Gina came over last night for a Crash Bandijob...I made it to level 4.

by corndoink December 9, 2010

Jack Bandit

1.One who reaches his goal while being craft, sly and slick.

2.An alter ego of Doug from Nickelodeon who wore a hat, scarf and cowl similar to the movie "The Shadow".

3. Someone who is successful when it comes to having sex with the opposite sex.

Wa-na-naa, Jack Bandit.

And when climbed on top of me, I thought, "I am Jack Bandit."

Patti Mayonnaise: Oh mystery man who are?
Doug as Jack Bandit: I'm <Music: Wa-Na-Naa> Jack Bandit!

by Escalade714 April 18, 2004

Coco Bandicoot

Coco Bandicoot is a dream girl. She is intelligent, caring and tough as anything. I'm sure she could really knock Crash out. In CTTR she doesn't clobber him whenever he knocks into her because she doesn't want to lose her 'cute' image.

Coco Bandicoot can always see right through Cortex's lies. That's why he made sure she was out of the way at the beginning of Twinsanity (although it didn't quite work).

by StormSworder September 10, 2008