British rainy day

When a man ejaculates on a female’s glasses, and then wipes his penis on them, like on a car’s windscreen wiper.

Hey George, did you hear about Mark giving Emily a “British rainy day”?

by George and Emily September 27, 2019

British Cooking

The act of unpacking, and in some cases heating food for the purpose of consumption.

Goose Dail: Are you cooking?
Edgar Leak, opening the door of the microwave: British cooking!

by JohnDAubray July 3, 2020

Britishful

He came down in the stars on a golden shroud of fleece and barley, embedding himself in the region that would come to be known as New Zealand , this marvelous creature gestated for a while, missing nary a millennia before surfacing into the world, coming to be adopted by a family. This being would become the changer of worlds, Lord-Captain of the southside serpents, Governor-Militant of Northwright academy before his deposure by the wicked usurper and witch known as lovewithinx, thereafter becoming a gestator and creator of Lakewood University. His name was Isaac

Person 1: Hey, I heard that britishful did some pretty bad things
Person 2: Silence, scum. Do not breathe further life into the lies and heresy generated by the usurper-witch Lovewithinx.
Person 1: Of course, sorry, I am ashamed
Person 2: As you should be, Britishful Protects
Person 1: Britishful Protects

by JerryTheRoblox July 9, 2020

british secondary school

British secondary school is the highlight of any brits school years. We have the annoying year 7’s who don’t know where anything is, the year 8’s glad that they aren’t year 7’s anymore, the year 9’s are as annoying as the year 7’s, then year 10 actually stressing out because they haven’t revised and the top tier year 11’s just trying to pass their GCSE’s and are extremely over secondary school. Let’s not forget the walking wotsits, the Chavs, the road men and the horse girls. All ICONIC in a different way, (especially with the horse girls munching away in the corner eating the bucket of hay her mum packet for her). Anyways first thing you know letters are going home about knits and the next week your having an assembly about someone vandalising the toilets. But one things for sure......you ain’t gonna find out who did it.

Thing 1: Do you remember that creepy IT teacher we had in year 7?
Thing 2: Oh yeah the one that always put his had over the girls hands to “direct” the mouse.
Thing 1: Yeah well yesterday I found out he got fired for getting to close to the P.E. Teacher.
Thing 2: *sighs* Only in british secondary school.

by raniaaghaxX August 23, 2020

british.house.pet

A piece off shit who doesn’t care about others

Virgin 1: i hate British.house.pet she’s so insensitive

Virgin 2: yeah she made fun of me

by Hotrussianspy September 7, 2021

British Empire

British Empire was biggest infrastructure development company ever existed. They built infrastructure across the world for free of cost. It was dismantled after World War 2. British Empire was also part time colonial empire. They are best known for infrastructure in India.

Indian guy - Hey! You know British Empire developed infrastructures in my country!

British guy - Yeah, I know!

by Least racist from Texas October 23, 2022

British inflection

When someone isn’t British but acts and sounds British to the point they are mistaken to be British. Usually not being from British descent they just naturally come off as if they were born there.

“They have a British inflection despite being from Australia”

by Numulic February 20, 2023