barking spider

An euphimism for one's flatulence. It appears to be an allusion to the fact the the human rectum resembles a spider (a circular shape with legs, or in this case, wrinkles, extending out to its sides). When this "spider" produces a sound by emmission of gas, it is referred to as a barking spider.

The consumption of dishes prepared with beans paves the way for barking spiders.

by ieatcrayons January 29, 2009

barking bulldog

When a male pulls his pants down, bends over exposing his nuts, and farts loudly.

The Ninja yelled to the Thrill and bent over giving the Thrill a loud barking bulldog prompting the Thrill to shake his head in disgust.

by HBTD November 26, 2010

Barking Pussy

A women that is turned on and wants sexual intercourse with a random man she finds attractive or with their significant other.

Literally no one:

Random girl on Twitter: “my pussy is barking right now.”

Literally no one: “What does barking pussy mean?”

by Mr.Star August 2, 2020

Hickory Bark

Bark of a Hickory tree ground up to use for a peace pipe, and apple bark use for extra flavor

Hey that stuff is good. Put that peace pipe and go get your own pipe.

by Saints September 12, 2003

Bark Fart

When one passes wind in the sound of a dogs bark

'bark'

"did u just hear a dog?"
"nope, i just did a bark fart!"

by chroni March 8, 2009

bark fight

When two or more dogs in a neighborhood engage in a seemingly endless vocal argument.

Pug: arf!
Peke: rarf! rarf!
German Shepherd: WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!
(pause)
Pug: arf!
(translation)
Pug: My master is best!
Peke: You're wrong - my master is best!
German Shepherd: MINE! MINE! MINE!
(pause)
Pug: I have won the bark fight.

by bob beeflips September 2, 2009

barking turtle

(Noun) A fart that creates a rapid, snapping noise as it is expelled.

Dick: What in the hell was that?
Jane: It was a barking turtle.
Dick: Pee-yooo...

Or, alternatively,

Dick: I think someone just broke into the house.
Jane: No, it was just my turle barking.
Dick: Pee-yooo...

by Daphne M. September 21, 2007