Sexually awake

Awake enough to catch a sexual reference someone makes. If someone makes a corny sex joke, and you don't catch it, and you're kind of sleepy, you'd be what we call "sexually asleep".

Chemistry Teacher: How many balls do you have?
Joey: 2 BIG ONES!
*Students laugh*
Chemistry Teacher: No, the correct answer is 12.

In this scenario, the teacher is sexually asleep. The opposite is being "sexually awake".

Being a horny teenage boy, I can't think of a time where I'm not sexually awake.

by Petey Mik April 11, 2008

Awakenerosis

The fear of waking up in the middle of the night for no apparent reason, only to have to go through the effort of trying to get back to sleep.

I really hope Jannis can recover from her Awakenerosis, she’s been looking more tired lately.

by TKinfinity July 13, 2019

entangled awakening

awakening, self-awareness, greater states of consciousness due to the interaction with others, and merging as one.
carina chatlani

Everyone has an energy field influenced by the entangled awakening of others.

by anonymous May 10, 2020

Pi Awakening

When an oft-semi-innumerate lay public realize that the number π has so much more to offer in terms of mathematical beauty or metamathematics (or mathematical philosophy), which allows them to experience sporadic aha moments, other than what they had boringly learned about the constant in school.

Going by the increasing number of pop math titles on pi published by math educators of different nationalities in different places, it can be arguably posited that there is presently a post-pandemic pi awakening sweeping the planet, much to the delight of both recreational and amateur mathematicians.

by Fasters December 14, 2022

Umbra The Awakened

Umbra, a personality developed by the impact of a severe attack to Kénji Lescara or a cap of emotions overflowing. He Forms as Kénji but with pure black Armor with darker red energy lines, contrary to kénji’s gray and black Armor with lighter red lines. Umbra possesses a much higher base power level that kénji does and is able to use a modified version of Kénji’s Timebreaker form. Umbra’s Personality is nonexistent as he does not have any emotions of feelings especially when killing. Umbra stands the same height as Kénji, being 7’ 6” along with the same hair color. Another difference is the lack of colored pupils, them being black the same color as his sclera. Umbra as the night gets darker his power slowly increases, in shadows his power is increased more than just in nighttime, the darker the shadow the higher is physical and magical powers are. Umbra is a rare occasion as he doesn't show up much, with his time awakened it doesn't last long, one sure way to awaken umbra is for a lunar to appear.

Umbra is immune to any abilities that effect emotions or abilities associated with emotions as he does not possess any emotions. Attempting to anger umbra is not possible either.

"Umbra The Awakened surpasses us in Power in the darkness, get to the light"

by Kénji Lescara January 27, 2019

awakeoikawa

awakeoikawa is a content creator on tiktok who is very funny and i am very proud of them. Whenever they post I get very happy and I love them very much :) <33

'have you heard of awakeoikawa on tiktok?'
'awakeoikawa is one of my fav moots' <3

by tetsuroubrainrott December 29, 2021

Out awoken

Being the last person awake in a what's app or bbm session thus not having to say good night to anyone.

"Dan are you still there?" nope he's gone iv out awoken him.

by Anymanwontdo August 23, 2011