head automatica

the best side project ever created. Daryl Palumbo's gonna break up with GJ and this will be the only thing left.

1. Don't say i don't cut when i do, i do, i do
Don't say we're healing when it's just not what we do.

2. Baby, is this love for real?

3. In and out I'm dancing.

by You Stole my Wristwatch August 7, 2004

autoandrophilia

A sexual paraphilia where a biological female is sexually aroused by seeing herself as a man.

"Phoebe turns on everytime she puts on men's clothes due to her autoandrophilia. She is not a trans boy"

by dv689 March 27, 2020

Automatic transmission

Type of transmission used by women and lazy people. Most Americans use it. Is is a sign you hate cars unless your car is so fast that you actually need it.

No guy ever got the girl by saying:

“Hey! Wanna see me putting my stick in the D mode? It looks cool as hel*.

Ryan: Hey Dave! Can you teach me to drift?
Dave: Sure, what are you driving?
Ryan: A FWD Prius with Automatic transmission.
Dave: *dies

by apexcz June 26, 2020

autogamous

Committed to only having a sexual relationship with oneself.

I'm tired of relationships, from now on I'm going to be autogamous.

by ConcolorXY May 23, 2009

autobahnburner

Describes a car that is capable of traveling at high speeds, or the skilled driver of said car. Can also be used to describe one who loves racing on the Nürburgring. Derived from the german word autobahn, which means a high-speed road.

"Wow, that Porsche 911 GT2 is a real autobahnburner."

"Look at that guy drive! He's one hell of an autobahnburner."

by TheAutobahnBurner November 14, 2009

Automatic douche lane

The lane that assholes get into when they decide they're gonna pass you on a merge, even though you have the right of way and there's not enough room for them.

Fred: This guy's gonna squeeze in at the merge and cause you to slam on your brakes, he's switching to the automatic douche lane...

by Vuvuzela Jameson December 31, 2010

Automatic No Text

When you get a text and you automatically after one look just think "No, i'm not replying to this text"
Maybe because you are outraged, you're intoxicated or you just plain and simply cannot be bothered.

She sent me a text asking to talk about our relationship and i was play COD so it was an 'Automatic No Text'.

by St4ph12 October 14, 2010