autoarousal

Noun

Emotional and physical state preceding the act of carsturbation.

"Jack experiences autoarousal right on on the entryramp."

by Neil Ogism March 6, 2008

AutoReply Envy

The feeling of discontent or covetousness upon receiving an individual's "Out of Office AutoReply" indicating that she is away from the office, and will be for some time.

I developed a serious case of AutoReply Envy today after I emailed Amy only to receive her Out of Office AutoReply indicating she was out for the entire week and was therefore excused from our corporate retreat.

by Tupelo44 March 4, 2010

autoarchicide

a term to describe the government killing itself

the government in America today is committing autoarchicide

by BarryWolf May 12, 2010

Autograph session

The process of trying to get oneself clean after a shit that leaves your butthole agape. Most common after a dropping a deuce with the consistency of Georgia Red Clay.

Why were you in the bathroom so long?" "I was actually done pretty quick, but then it turned into an autograph session when I was wiping my ass. I still don't feel clean...I just know my butt's going to be itchy later.

by Frank Vinacelli December 11, 2011

Autocrutch

Some one who is always trying to keep people mental or physical stable so they don't kill them self. Usual nobody notices that there doing this.

1) I can't believe that she doesn't notice that autocrutch.

by Ya,Boi,Tree,Climberxx420 October 2, 2017

autoproctologist

A person who is board-certifiably competent in preforming naked-eye self-assessment for intestinal polyps, especially while driving.

That jerk who cut us off has an MD license plate, and his head is that far up his ass?... Must be an autoproctologist!

by Zappin' Nap January 22, 2023

AUTOEXEC.BAT

I am a computer-man. My Autoexec.bat is large and firm.

Poonface

by Republican Nazi September 7, 2003