counter who asked

when someone uses the most uncreative phrase 'who asked' in an argument but then you realise that the phrase seems to contradict it self, so you use it back

Person 1: ‘I travelled to the moon and back twelve times and still couldn't find who the fuck asked!’
Person 2: ‘I don't care if you didn't ask, because no-one asked you either.’
Person 3: ‘woah he just pulled a counter who asked’
Person 1: ‘I don't fucking care’

by olek0 January 25, 2023

aukey

After a girl receives anal, she stands over the guy, lets out anything and everything in her ass over him, and yells "Auk! Auk!" like some big ole' crazy bird

"Jill straddled Jack, squatted over his face, and let out a great big aukey all over him, ruining the sheets in the process."

by Popsicle August 10, 2004

Assket

The muscles that surround the butt hole sealing it closed.

Man, Jorge came over the other day and dropped a huge load. I'm sure he's gonna need a new assket after that one.

by Craig Swoboda June 11, 2006

asukapilled

Used to describe the actions of someone (most likely a girl) when she acts like Asuka Langley Soryu from the 90's anime Neon Genesis Evangelion. Signs of motherless behavior and narcissism and attention/validation seeking from male peers. being asukapilled isn't a bad thing.

Eva: ugh Linda thinks shes all that and a bag of chips just cos she watched eva.
Mindy: yeah she thinks shes so asukapilled or something.

by emo.gregory July 25, 2021

Askewed

To be humiliated in a culinary sense on television. Typically refers to great British menu. Refers to the slaying of Paul Askew

Did you see Paul get askewed on TV? Wow he got askewed so badly

by Foody85 March 9, 2023

askew

awry, bewelled, skew, wry

This old watch' hands look askew.

by chicken13 March 29, 2007

Who asked?

It's the "best" comeback ever. You can use it anywhere and whenever you want. If someone uses it too much just tell him that he asked.

A: Hey, I just bought a new pho-
B: Who asked?
A: Sorry, I thought you wou-
B: Who asked?
A: Eh
B: Who asked?
A: Are you ok?
B: Who asked?
A: You.
B: Who asked?
A: You asked.
B: Oh fu-

by Houští April 15, 2022