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Assmonkey

Someone justified as an idiot.Literal terms would be the ass of a monkey.
Gosh, Jonathan! You're such an assmonkey!
by Samantha Sanchez aka Sammy October 31, 2008
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assmongler

A jerk who won't give you what you want/need.
Come on man, don't be an assmongler! Pass the crackpipe.
by Solid August 1, 2005
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dirty ashman

Popular sex move developed in Whistler Canada.
Whilst during anal sex the gentleman reaches around and stuffs the females mouth with snow, upon his release he pats the butthole with more snow to make it pucker up tighter
Jenna and I went out for a nice walk in the snow last night, things got heated and I ended up performing the Dirty Ashman on her
by Noomz May 23, 2007
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Julian Assange

verb (Julian Assanging; past Julian Assanged)
1. To release documents, cables, gossip, or other confidential information without the express consent of the information's creator.
2. Engaging in 'unlawful' sexual acts with a male or female partner(s) during the course of a honey pot operation as part of an international conspiracy to prevent instances of the first definition, usually while one or more partners is asleep.
1. When I found out Greg was sleeping with Jenny, I Julian Assanged the info to Bobby, Greg's boyfriend.
2. Last night I was totally with this hot chick. I mean she was like a 9, and I'm used to 4 and 5s. Anyway, when she was asleep I Julian Assanged her, but when I woke up the next day she was gone and my hard-drive was missing.
by The "Real" Julian Assange December 20, 2010
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assmonkey

Someone or something that, on purpose or by accident, regularly screws up situations that take a lot of time, patience and effort to get to, including finishing an artistic masterpiece or concluding successful business negotiations.
Assmonkey! You knocked over my domino chain! That thing took three fucking hours to set up!
by averhan June 27, 2009
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assmachine

someone programme solely for the love of the ass
dude, check out carl the fucking assmachine!
by assmachine July 15, 2003
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Grown Ass Man

A man whose ass is fully grown.

A very popular and time tested description of a man who is fully grown physically (which usually completely ends around age 25) and who is simply an adult, but does something an adult shouldn't do, such as not paying the bills or sleeping in too late, or neglecting his child(s). After the event, it is then considered that he is a fully developed man, and as such he is then called a "Grown ass man" as a tongue-in-cheek insult. Usually has a big butt.
Jessica: Girl, you wouldn't believe it - this GROWN ASS MAN was checking out my butt at the grocery store and then asked me out!

Sibley: But your ass isn't even fully grown! What a perv!
by golfcheater December 1, 2020
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