AssDonalds

A McDonalds gone bad, smells worse than your ass. It may contain some pink gooey turd extruded by Jack, a giant industrial meat & slime extruder.

Sasha: Do you have any food?
Martha: Check my fridge.
Sasha: Eww... you only have some AssDonalds lying around
Martha: Yeah they are like 16 months old, eat em if you want

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 20, 2021

hit the shit on that asscopter

get that fucker GOIN' right quick fer ya

the boy: dad i whipped the butter on medium
me: only on the medium there boy?? hit the shit on that asscopter!!

by pinkgummi May 12, 2018

Assclown

One that is a complete mistake to existence, and absolutely terrible at everything they do.

For those who play Call of Duty/other related video games:

"That guy I just knifed is an assclown."
"Get knifed, assclown."

For regular use:
"Wow, look at that guy. What an assclown."

by Kain91 April 26, 2010

Asslol

That person who keeps sending you LOLcat pictures while you're trying to get work done.

"I've got to get this spreadsheet done but I can't because that asslol keeps sending me LOLcats every five minutes!"

by SiftinJeff April 22, 2009

assforest

The unfortunate amount of hair that seems to congregate on the ass of the adult male homo sapien.

Oh my god, I saw my ass in the mirror but the crack was obscured by the assforest I didn't know I had goin on!

by nothejealoustype July 24, 2007

Asscooch

1. The area between the vaginal opening and the anus.
2. A synonym for douchebag.
3. A guy who stinks and wears the same shirt every two days, and can occasionally be seen wearing a blouse.
4. a smell that is a combination of both anal and vaginal odors.

1. Dude! I saw her asscooch!

2. Damn asscooch. . .

3. Did you see that asscooch this morning flirting with that girl wayy out of his league?

4. You reek of asscooch!

by Martin the Kewl Kid December 9, 2008

Assbowl

Much like the famous Rose Bowl, this athletic event is a competition to see which of your friends can grab the most ass in one school day...at school....teachers are worth two touchdowns.

I won the latest Assbowl game, but i got three detentions for "molesting teachers"...it was bullshit, but i still won.

by 10110101011001 December 16, 2008