assumptions

the mother of all fuckups.

Dont make assumptions or they will fuck you sideways

by Serbprince September 22, 2006

Assume

To make an ass out of you and me.

When FRANK and Jessica dont communicate effectively, constantly making ass u me (motions).

Assume.

by PineappleJuice February 22, 2015

assim

A shortened version of the saying "Thats Him"

"Oi Joe, I scored a goal today"

"assim Dug assim bah"

by Duggity July 17, 2016

Assimist

The sum of an Athiest and a Pessimist.

"You don't believe in god and your negative?
You've gotta be assimistic, man."

"Hey dude, look at that assimist over there protesting divine right!"

by S. Jobs December 13, 2012

assumptionality

The way that a software application behaves based on assumption that a designer or developer made that was never validated by actual humans that have to use the application.

It's great assumptionality that you only 'need' four items in the recently used file list.

by techtastic June 29, 2013

Assumer

When an individual tends to take on a certain form,attribute or aspect of things very quickly and abruptly;when he/she might think one thing just because you might have said another thing about that subject

Gosh billy was such an assumer yesterday when I texted him,he wanted to go to the movies but I told him I wanted to go with Sandra instead because it would've been fun,then he thought I was saying he wasn't fun?! Like c'mon billy.

by Ya know it August 24, 2016

Assumeme

To accept as truth using only a meme as proof.

Don't assumeme Obama supports ISIS just because a "Kermit Sipping Tea" meme told you.

by LoudZenGuy September 1, 2016