suburban parking asshat

a form of degenerate idiot who pulls into a parallel parking spot front end first, in drive.

Jim: Holy shit, I see a spot!

Mike: Are you going to pull in front end first??

Jim: Yeah man, we are LATE for Steak Night™!

Mike: You, sir, are a suburban parking asshat.

by da ali g August 1, 2006

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AssBath

The act of sticking your ass on the bath faucet, so then the water can spill down you spine, into your ass, and then through your ballsack into the bathtub.

John: OMG this AssBath feels so good

Greg: Its also great for cleaning the shit out of your ass

by LolMan March 11, 2012

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asshat

Typically known as somebody who has their head so far up their ass that they don't even know how bad of an ass they are. Nobody likes an asshat and is the awkward one out.

FEMINIST:hey look that person is such an asshat

FEMINIST2:yeah trump is an asshat

by basic_avocado22 March 24, 2017

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A close cousin of the assclown, typically identified by a jovial expression and an outward misunderstanding of how he/she is perceived, combined with a generally misguided conception of what is socially acceptable amongst his/her peers.

Said persons' frequent attempts at humor usually lead to him/her making an ass out of his/herself. (Not to be confused with asshole.)

"Quit throwing pennies at that homeless man, you asshat."

"Hey asshat, thanks for double parking."

by D_Vitch October 24, 2017

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