The Asian

The act of ejaculating on a woman's eyes, so she squints, making her eyes look like an asian's.

Yesterday my girl was talking to much, so gave her The Asian to make her shut up.

by Super Dope January 11, 2012

Asians

Yellow people that have eyes that look like lines.

Are these Asians sleepwalking, because their eyes look like lines

by white-washed asian123 December 11, 2010

Asians

Unlike number 19s ignorance I look past racist stereotypes and think for myself, ya real original asshole, my boyfriends half Cambodian and his dads side of the family are all Cambodian and they are incredible people who treat me better than my own family. Where do you get your facts from, other ignorant assholes like you. Asians are people just like you and me but geuss what your little comment about their penis size probably stems from your need to compensate. oh how sad for you. So fuck you asshole.

Asians have small penises.

by HateAssholes March 4, 2010

Asians

pieces of garbage who eat animals alive and eat dog and cat meat

"my moms friend is asian and ate my pet dog"
"asians are not nice and eat your pets"

by trumpu November 9, 2018

asian

The people who make the porn where the guy moans more than the 7 or 8 girls surrounding him.

(Insert creative and funny asian example here)

by TrXta September 3, 2013

asian

1.a person born in Asia.
2. one of the most intelligent races.
3. the humble people
4. the one who says they aren't arrogant and actually turns out to be one of the most self centered people.
5. the real Asians that are born in Asia tend to add an "r" in every word of every sentence of every paragraph of every life story they attempt to say in English.
6.slanted eyes -.-
7. usually male Asians have small penises.

Person 1 : "zomg! did you hear Emma got 99% on her final score?!"

Person 2: "because she's Asian like that!"xD

by ohhaytheresunshinexo December 19, 2009

asian

smart people who are often pressured to get A+. legend has it that if you get A or A- you're gonna magically fall off a cliff.

Asian : I just got 99% on my test, i wont be seeing u tmrw
Girl : ok

by DaddyWong May 15, 2018