Albinoblacksheep.com

The title makes no sence, but neither does their flash videos, pure genious. But they are hilarious, try
The Evil Strawberry
The Fifth Avacado
The End of the World
The Demented Cartoon Movie (30 minutes)
Ultimate Showdown

IM NOT STUPID ANYMORE!
Then the dam broke and all the little fishy ghost dies
And Australia is like wtf mate!
LETS PLAY CATCH THE H BOMB!
This is the Ultimate showdown! Of ultimate Destiny!
At Albinoblacksheep.com

by ZiggyBomb January 16, 2009

absinthemindedly

doing something dumb when fucked up on absinthe.

*John just drank a shit-ton of absinthe*
Matt: dude! John just absinthemindedly jumped off the roof!!

by absintheking June 19, 2009

Absinthe

Absinthe is a distilled spirit infused with herbs including the thujone-containing Aretmesia absinthium. Many describe its effects as significantly different than alcohol alone, but the nature of thujone's effects are much disputed. It was popularized in the late 19th century and associated with the bohemian artistic movements of the time. Also known as Green Fairy, Green Goddess, La Fée Verte

Man i had one shot of absinthe last night and i can't remember a thing!

by Hindi January 4, 2006

ambiniverous

Able to eat with both hands.

Walt's ambiniverous consumption of finger foods was shocking.

by Marcus Lycus September 18, 2007

Blue-Absinthe

This is a triple shot, done in punishment for a friend member announcing his engagement to another person. It contains 2 parts Blue Aftershock, and one part Absinthe.

Friend 1 "I'm Getting Married!"

Friend 2 "You Gotta do the Blue-Absinthe!"

Friend 1 "S**t!"

by Barry Hague April 6, 2006

Albino Porn

Something that has never and will never exist.

I was googling albino porn the other day and I couldn't find shit!

by Maurice Del Taco March 4, 2010

absinthe

Contrary to popular beleif, absinthe is a strong alcoholic beverage that WILL NOT make you hallucinate or see faries. due to its high alcohol % it will just fuck you up and get you really drunk. most people have never had absinthe make posts on UD cuz they saw euro trip.

dude 1: "hey maaann i heard that absinthe will make you trip.."
dude 2:"thats cuz your a skeevey cunt who smokes black cock"

by Xndr August 10, 2006