you have apple hair, i threw a pancake into the river, A PANCAKE!

words that a really dilusional teenager will say when they are not on drugs. this kid would probably having swelling in the brain and will need to be rushed to the hospital where they will need a really large needle stuck into their eyeball to get the fluids out.

"i'm not on drugs mom, you have apple hair, i threw a pancake into the river, A PANCAKE!"

by the cooler n-dawg October 30, 2007

apple nigga

An apple nigga is a nigga made out of apples. Like Johnny applenigga, who planted all the applenigga trees across the globe.

Youngberg is an apple nigga

by Johnny applenigga November 8, 2017

Applecable

(apple-kuh-bull) An adjective that describes when a red card is "applicable" in the game Apples to Apples.

Hans: Ok so the green card is "Bear-like" and I need a card thats applecable.
Taylor: Oh mine's the best for that.
Hans: Oh yeah, what is it?
Taylor: Rosie O'Donnell. What do you have?
Hans: The common loon...

by Taylor Anne January 17, 2009

apple city

home of the legendary supersonics in new mexico. one of the greatest and biggest cities in new mexico, and home of the great darren biggs. darren biggs first found the city and also made his religion, darrenism, as a capital building. can be comapred to other cities like chicago or chi-town and harlem.

apple city be goin hard n down like soul food. did you know that darren grew up in apple city? apple city is the capital of new mexico.

by D. Biggs July 22, 2009

apple milkshake

When you have to dodge the heroin needles at Starbucks to take a dump and the first part is solid like an apple followed by explosive diarrhea that appears to be the consistency of a milkshake.

Hey Ross you want to go to Starbucks?

Fuck no, that overpriced coffee makes me apple milkshake everytime.

by YouRikeIt April 26, 2019

Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture™

Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture™ is the art of cock and ball torture at applebee's.

Bro, I could really go for some Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture™

Hi! My name is Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture™

by Applebee's™ June 8, 2020

Apple Licker

Apple licker is a subtle way to refer to someone who has had sexual intercourse with someone years younger than them.

Interchangeable with Nonce/Pedo/Sexual Predator

Tomula fucked that younger hes an apple licker.

by N-A1 August 15, 2020