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Period Apology

That moment when you apologize for your period or period symptoms – even though you sure as heck shouldn’t.
Your period is a natural part of you, so let’s ditch the Period Apology, shall we?
by #NoApologiesPeriod June 8, 2021
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Proud Man's Apology

When someone suddenly starts acting very nice to someone after doing something wrong, instead of actually apologising.
Sam: "Mike humiliated me in front of my girl! He's tried to be extra nice since, but he never apologised"
Paul: "That's a Proud Man's Apology, some guys don't know how to say the word sorry"
by andyBwilson May 22, 2020
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strickland apology

A sincere apology followed by a genuine threat on the other person.
The Strickland apology: “I’ll apologize, I’ll even take back what I said. I’ll remove posts, I’ll kill you and ruin your life and mine way before we step into the cage” -Strickland
by Panderift June 6, 2024
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rapist's apology

When someone "apologizes" by saying something along the lines of "I don't remember doing this/it happening like that, but if I did do that I'm sorry."
Basically it's when someone fakes their way out of an apology so they can feel better about themselves.
"Did you confront Amy about what she said about you?"
"Yeah, she tried to get out of it with a rapist's apology but I didn't let her get away with it."
by maraspopheacj July 28, 2018
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Broken apology

A person who apologizes to you but later tries to justify their means (after they’ve already apologized.)
Not taking full accountability; an ungenuine apology.
Him: “I’m sorry I entertained other girls.”
*10 minutes later*
“Well you fucked that dude 2 years ago and I forgave you for it.”

Her: Your using the past in your favor to justify your actions!!! What a broken apology you just gave!!!
by Butterflywhisperer July 8, 2020
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Apology Pants Time

When you have messed up really bad and your boyfriend/girlfriend is to the point of something drastic. Such as breaking up. Time to step it up, asshole and put on the pants.
Person: I messed up big time. My girlfriend is going to be so upset. I think she is going to break up with me!
Person 2: You know what time it is then
Person 1: No, What?!
Person 2: It's Apology Pants Time!
by Jenasis December 21, 2018
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Ass Apology

A kind of apology that makes you wanna slap you friend across the face. They take this apology so sarcastically, they sound like an ass when they say it.
Karen is such an ass, she gave her boyfriend Justice an ASS APOLOGY.
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