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Apocalypse Tribe

The best darn PSO and FFXI guild this century has seen.
The Giant Tree hits Woe with an apple.
The Giant Tree hits Dive with an apple.
Woe and Dive make Apocalypse Tribe.
by Kari August 22, 2004
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apocalypse

An Apocalypse (Greek: Apokálypsis; "lifting of the veil" or "revelation") is a disclosure of something hidden from the majority of mankind in an era dominated by falsehood and misconception, the lifting of the veil. Illumination.
When the masses awaken from their sleep and discover that the world is not a corporate owned duality, this shall begin our apocalypse.
by Satya Lila December 9, 2010
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Apocalypse

(See also: The Newton)
Going from the theory that every action has an equal and greater reaction, The Apocalypse occurs as a result of a human male ejaculating at the exact same time that he releases a dump into the toilet.

But at the exact same time that this is occuring the man must punish himself so relentlessly that he begins to bleed, cry, and sweat as well as making himself vomit, burp, cough, sneeze along with every other form of bodily fluid coming forth from the bowels of his body.

All of this being done at the precise and exact same time, will certainly cause the destruction of Pluto, eventually causing the end of the world.
"Hey man, I don't feel like the world should be around anymore, I'll be in the bathroom attempting to Apocalypse."
by Jared/Mike December 1, 2006
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apocalypse sex

passionate but ultimately meaningless lovemaking, often with casual acquaintances, inspired by emotional bonding during or after an epic disaster
After a few warm beers, Jessica and I groped our way through the darkness and humid heat to the ruins of her burnt-out apartment building, where, to nobody's greater surprise than ours, we ended up engaging in apocalypse sex.
by ratsl00ts November 1, 2004
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apolo

Apolo means savage,wise and good looking family
That is the Apolo family
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Apocalypse of the month

Noun. - A potentially world-ending event strongly hyped by the media during a short period of time, then forgotten by the public after the world, evidently, does not end. Soon enough it will be followed by a new catastrophe in-the-making. These events often resonate with the public due to widespread popular feelings, such as Nature getting back at Man, scientists going too far, a sign of the End Times, or simply terrorists.

The most successful example in recent times is Maya fever, which has snowballed into an international cultural phenomenon and lasted for several years.
Hey, wasn't the BP oil spill going to destroy the world because of the methane bubble ready to explode under the Gulf of Mexico? Oh, nevermind.

The current Apocalypse of the month is the new large hadron collider at CERN, which some believe may create a black hole. Of course, this is patently ridiculous.
by 11redred11 November 12, 2010
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apocalownage

Ownage of apocalyptic proportions.
Person A: OMG that huge fucking meteor's gonna pwn the earth!
Person B: Ya dude gonna be total apocalownage.
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Person A: So how'd you do on that exam?
Person B: I raped it man, was epic apocalownage!
by Planeswalker_ April 12, 2009
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