anus tickler

Someone who climbs into your bedroom and tickles your anus. Often associated with Shrek.

"The anus tickler will climb through your window"

An urban legend in Pakistan.

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by The Anus Mongler January 13, 2016

Anus Press

When two people spread their butt cheeks and press their anuses together in a kiss-like motion.

The married couple showed their love with a passionate anus press.

by SickTight February 13, 2014

Anal-anus

The quintessential anal orifice. Located directly in the center of the human ass, this location is purely theoretical but can be localized using Computed Tomography (CT).

Ow, I think my anal-anus is acting up again, better take some aspirin.

by Mr. Friend 2 September 26, 2009

anus clitoris

Ficticious Latin word for hemorrhoid to make a hemorrhoid sound more funny, appealing, and/or disgusting.

Person 1: "Yo Dawg, I heard you got a hemorrhoid!"

Person 2: "Nah, Man. That's my anus clitoris."

Person 1: Laughs and shuts the hell up about your hemorrhoid.

by TrickyTrav March 16, 2010

my anus

The answer to every question in the known universe.

Dude, where is everyone?

In my anus.

by Iron Tom Cash August 16, 2004

Asus Anus

When you misread the computer hardware company 'Asus' as 'anus.'

Zach, just got my new laptop from Anus!
Oops I'm meant to say Asus, not anus.

Sounds like a shitty computer, Asus Anus.

by Urban Dick tonary October 10, 2016

Vertical anus

When an anus is used so much hole becomes vertical. The asshole will resemble a coffee bean as it will normally be darkened and swollen if its vertical.

Dan: "You won't believe how good his ass was!"
Adam: "what? Was it a vertical anus?"

by Wowwastaken May 1, 2019