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Alpha beta mort

Someone who is so smart but yet so stupid. Has a large vocabulary, and a vast knowledge, but little way to convey it. Alpha beta mort is a man with tons of talents but unfortunately is useless to humanity
by Beta Simp February 6, 2020
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alphakeiji

BEST MUTUAL IN THE WORLD๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ
She's beautiful ugh๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž
Go follow her rn or else๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น
if you follow her you won't have back pain ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜
Person 1: hey have you followed alphakeiji yet??She cured my back pain๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹
Person2:Who tf is alphakeiji?๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ
Person1:ARE YOU DUMB?? ๐Ÿคจ๐ŸคจYOU IMBECILE...GO FOLLOW HER RIGHT NOW. OR ELSE I WILL RAIN LITERAL HELL FIRE UPON YOU.๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก
Person2: okay okay๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฐ *Follows alphakeiji*
Person2: OMG!!!!!๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐ŸคฏMY BACK PAIN IS GONE!!1!1!11!!!!111!!!!๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค— I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER! SHE IS SO COOL!!!!!!
Person1:IKR?!?!? SHES THE BEST BESTIE THAT BESTIES OF BESTIES COULD EVER BESTIE BESTIE HAVE ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚. ๐—ด๐—ผ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ฟ๐—ป ๐—ฝ๐—น๐˜€ ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐˜€๐—ผ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—น ๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ธ ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ฒ๐—น๐˜€๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—น๐—น ๐˜‚ ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐˜‡๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—บ๐˜‚๐˜๐˜‚๐—ฎ๐—น ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐Ÿ˜‹โœŒ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ
by VentiStan February 28, 2021
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Alpha Brat

A BDSM label/term to define a Bratty sub that will only submit to someone who has earned their respect. They act like a mixture of Brat and Dominant.
His good Girl was an Alpha Brat,she only listened to the truest Dominants,who had earned her submission .
by Mahihkan Nacht December 12, 2021
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alphabet fatigue

A state of exhaustion caused by extreme and endless bombardment of LGBTQ advocacy online, in the news, and depicted in pop culture. Created by radio and podcast personality Adam Carolla.
Everywhere I turn I'm hit in the face with LGBTQ; I've reached alphabet fatigue.
by Monkeynose June 18, 2022
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Elite Alpha

A person with a naturally Massive Cock, that makes even the Alpha male feel like a

timid loser, and intimidated.
The Elite Alpha's size and confidence made him easily the most wanted cock of the walk at the party.
by Elite Lady February 9, 2015
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Domesticated Alpha Male

A guy who thinks he is the ultimate catch, the proverbial "legend in his own mind" . A guy with typical alpha male characteristics with the added bonus of a sensitive domesticated side but in reality he is just a weak, submissive, cuck who enjoys cleaning up his wife or girlfriend's box after one of her many side dicks nutted all up in her.
Mark wants everyone to think he's an alpha male but in reality he's just a pussy ass domesticated alpha male.
by Lil Sizzle August 1, 2022
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