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Albert Aretz

The hottest man on earth, I start to drool when he appears on my screen. It's insane.
"omg, my new crush is albert aretz!! hes so🤭🤭🤭"
by the silly June 10, 2023
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Philly Alberto

The sexual action of freezing your dong in a snowstorm and then molly whopping the shit out of your side girl.
Yo bro, how was it with Darby last night.
Sick man, I gave her the old Philly Alberto.
by Urmomispoo69 January 29, 2019
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hey hey hey its fat albert

hey hey hey its fat albert, now im gonna sing a song for you
by $Unkown$ October 26, 2016
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Alberta

scenery wise, alberta looks like colordo, with the towering rockies in the west and flat plains in the east. edmonton and calgary are the 2 biggest cities, and they hate each other. alberta is the texas of canada. much more consevative than any other province, and sitting on oil riche$
alberta is rolling in the dough from their oil excavation.
by Provincial Mood January 6, 2008
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Albert

A musically gifted and talented genius. A consummate perfectionist, especially when it applies to his his craft of music. He is fiercely loyal and protective of the ones he loves, like that of a lion, protecting his lair. He is extremely intelligent and articulate and can use his words like a sword if he needs to do so. An astute observer of life. He knows and sees things that the average person may miss. His mate must be equally yoked with him in his intelligence, spirituality, sensuality and intensity, or for him, life would be mundane. He is a true black diamond in the rough. Do not let the exterior fool you! He is an extremely rare gem that can only truly be appreciated by one who knows his true value.......priceless beyond measure!! Finally, Albert is a man who can make his Janice feel as if she is perfect, when they both know she is not. He lets her know constantly, that she is perfect for HIM!! That's my Al.......
That man is my whole life!! That's my Albert...........says Janice!!!
by jewill60 April 25, 2014
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Albertoax

When you hide in your sister's closet and wait for her to start masturbating, then once shes about to cum you jump out and yell "My Cock!" and slap her across the face with your cock.
George: "Yo Jay, your sister so fine."
Jay: "Yea I know, I totally albertoaxed her face last night"
George: "Damn, dude, I woulda payed to see that"
by George Sherman April 3, 2009
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Alberta speed limit

Commonly seen on highways, it is when someone drives 10-20 kilometers above the speed limit or more, depending on how much ice is on the road.

When not driving this limit the hundreds of drivers that pass you will look at you sternly or think you are crazy for driving too slow. If you are lucky enough you may even get the highway salute. Changing lanes without checking or signalling usually coincides with driving at this speed.
"Look at that jackass driving the Alberta speed limit! No wonder my insurance is 300 dollars more a month here."

"I got to get to Tim Hortons man. I'll be driving the Alberta speed limit to beat the rush."
"Had to do that yesterday so I wasn't late for work, but an alberta road block screwed me over."

"The Alberta speed limit makes trips from Red Deer to Edmonton feel like only an hour."
"It was only an hour dumbass, you were going 140."
by The Western October 29, 2010
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