Alfred Palmer

What an Arnold Palmer is called when you're too gone to know what you're drinking

This is a great Alfred Palmer it tastes just like iced tea and lemonade

by Rico De Los Santos February 20, 2011

alfredo pants

A common term that describes when someone has pooped their pants while at a fine Italian restaurant, such as the Olive Garden.

(at the Macaroni Grill)

"Where are you going?"

"I've got to use the restroom otherwise I'm going to have alfredo pants"

another common usage:

"What happened to our waiter at Mazzio's last night?"

"Dude, I think he alfredo-ed his pants"

by wow4now January 2, 2009

Alfred

Alfred is a boy’s name, but it’s also one of the world’s greatest places. It's a nightclub in Norway, and also one of the biggest.

It’s located in a place called Hønefoss (Chikenfalls), and the staff there is incredible awesome.

The party and the Dj’s are insane, and there are lots of sexy bouncer's there as well, so ladies enjoy :)

Kine: Want to have an awesome time tonight Mari?

Mari: Yeah!! , but what can we do, Norway is such a boring country Saturday nights.

Kine: Let’s go to Alfred, the bouncer there are sexy as hell, and the drinks are awesome.

Mari: Wow!! That’s true, Ho! Let’s go!

by HoLetsGo January 17, 2011

Alfred

A small and scrawny guitar player who was born after most acceptable years to become a memer. Tends to gravitate toward drugs but we don’t talk about that. Has glasses. Is really good at music but their ego is too big and makes them annoying. Might emotionally abuse with threats of suicide.

“Did you see his show?”
“Yeah, except he’s such an Alfred I was kinda fed up at the end.”

by SaladFucker January 16, 2019

AFK Alfred

A person who is always logged on, but never actually there.

Cool Person(7:02): Hey Britton sup man?
Cool Person(7:05): Hello?
Britton is now away.
Cool Person(7:09): Wow what an AFK Alfred, why does he bother ever logging on?

by frankmasta5 July 25, 2011

Jumping Alfredo Crabstick

When I man, lets say over 40, takes his dick, infected with crabs(disease), and shoves it into a boiling bowl of Alfredo Sauce. Then When he screems in pain hes jumps up and down and sticks his dick into a woman's vagina, cooling it down.

Old Dude: "OW OW OW why would I do that!"
Old Dude: "I stick it in the hooker!"

Hooker: "What The FUCK!"

OLD DUDE: "DAMN THAT WAS A PAINFUL JUMPING ALFREDO CRABSTICK!"

by MR. NOT NORMAL January 27, 2011

jose alfredo chirinos

A man who is extremely hipster.He used to be skinny but now he has gained a few pounds.

He will always deny to be a hipster, but its on his blood. He wears small glasses, but in his heart he wishes they were as big as his hipster personality.

-Oh, i've never heard this song..have you?
-No...this must be a Jose Alfredo Chirinos type of song. Its too hipster.

by psrg January 23, 2014