Definitions by frankmasta5

AFK Alfred 

A person who is always logged on, but never actually there.

Cool Person(7:02): Hey Britton sup man?
Cool Person(7:05): Hello?
Britton is now away.
Cool Person(7:09): Wow what an AFK Alfred, why does he bother ever logging on?

AFK Alfred by frankmasta5 July 25, 2011

Ball Loser 

A certain type of person who is prone to losing balls. Do not put a ball near this person's sight or they are bound to lose it.

Boy: See you later, ball loser
Girl: Yeah, you'd lose your head if it wasn't attached to a loser.

Gus: Man why did I have to lose that ball?

Ball Loser by frankmasta5 June 28, 2010