1 definition by SaladFucker

Alfred

A small and scrawny guitar player who was born after most acceptable years to become a memer. Tends to gravitate toward drugs but we don’t talk about that. Has glasses. Is really good at music but their ego is too big and makes them annoying. Might emotionally abuse with threats of suicide.

“Did you see his show?”
“Yeah, except he’s such an Alfred I was kinda fed up at the end.”

by SaladFucker January 17, 2019