Jonah looked around the room as he entered his advanced calculus class. He quickly sat down at an empty seat in an attempt to hide his woody allen.
by hipsterjew April 7, 2010
Get the woody allen mug.The act of catching a river trout, than returning home to clean it. After cleaning one than wraps it in a new paper for later use. When the female returns home the male entices here to the bed room. Sex begins and eventually have the female switch to a reverse cowgirl position, while she isn't paying attention remove said trout from newspaper and begin hitting her repeatedly till she leaves... than fry trout for next days lunch...
Mike: Hello Steve
Steve: Hey Mike! Would you like to grab a beer tomorrow?
Mike: No, I can't I am fishing for trout tomorrow so I can give this new girl the "Algonquin Trout Tickler", that will end all talks of moving in together!"
Steve: Wow man, you most defiantly should have Tickled her the first time so she knew you weren't that type of man who actually lives a with a woman!!!
Steve: Hey Mike! Would you like to grab a beer tomorrow?
Mike: No, I can't I am fishing for trout tomorrow so I can give this new girl the "Algonquin Trout Tickler", that will end all talks of moving in together!"
Steve: Wow man, you most defiantly should have Tickled her the first time so she knew you weren't that type of man who actually lives a with a woman!!!
by ChocolateEmu September 10, 2010
Get the Algonquin Trout Tickler mug.Alfonzo is sometimes dumb but very funny. He is one of the best friends you’ll ever have. Not a lot of people like him but the people that do are sometimes afraid of telling him in fear he will tell his other friends. You should not use him or lose him and do not lie to him. He knows when someone is lying and can sense a liar. He is very protective of his friends and girlfriend/boyfriend. If you lien him you should date him and don’t be shy.
Ryan: yo, wassup zo
Alfonzo: wassup *makes a funny joke*
Everyone around: *starts laughing hysterically*
Alfonzo: wassup *makes a funny joke*
Everyone around: *starts laughing hysterically*
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A very sophisticated person who dresses in suits. An educator. A person who is generous--especially when it comes to one's grade point average. A person who loves to travel and enjoys diversity and culture--particularly the Jewish culture.
by ENG315 November 29, 2014
Get the allan mug.Located at the end of Gregory drive, it is the best dorm on Earth. People are typically pretty chill and open minded. Late into the night people talk about everything. It's really just a fun place to be. Although it's extreme coolness, it is easy to become "so allen hall." This entails not actually forming your own opinions about the world, just copying others or joining the band wagon for the hell of it. One may also become "so allen hall" by going to parties in large groups and not knowing a single person who lives there along with about half the people there. The biggest examples of this would be Kathy and on occasion john clark, although jc is still cool.
"Hey, Jo-Bob, how was your party last weekend?"
"It was ok, we were having a really swell time until all these damn allen hallers showed up"
"oh really, they crashed the party eh?"
"yeah, they couldn't be stopped there were like 50 of them, but they paid for beer and all things considered, they really got the party started, so it wasn't too bad"
"so what's the complaint?"
"well some of them were just dumb, because they were totally superficial and just saying shit to think that they're cool without actually believing in it."
"It was ok, we were having a really swell time until all these damn allen hallers showed up"
"oh really, they crashed the party eh?"
"yeah, they couldn't be stopped there were like 50 of them, but they paid for beer and all things considered, they really got the party started, so it wasn't too bad"
"so what's the complaint?"
"well some of them were just dumb, because they were totally superficial and just saying shit to think that they're cool without actually believing in it."
by fotodevoto August 11, 2004
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