Dumbfuck alert

When Jordan Irwin plops around the corner

Oh guys, dumbfuck alert, small dick is finally here.

by onehundred445 January 27, 2019

hog alert

when you see a big ol hog and let the world know

Chad- yo check out Joes big ol hog
JT- Hog Alert!!!!

by masterdink March 14, 2022

Goofy alert

when you catch your friend doing corny shit

goofy alert, the fuck are you doing?

by CRYSTAL_FRAGGS November 4, 2021

Amber Alert!

Term used to alert others to the presence of an attractive underage girl. Term is based loosely on the alert that goes out when a child goes missing or has been abducted.

Whoa dude...Amber Alert!

by Tisfortodd February 19, 2008

Ego Alert

A Google Alert (automated Google Search) set up for your own name or pseudonym, with the intention of keeping abreast of references of yourself on the internet.

My Ego Alert is all but useless - if only my parents hadn't named me Charlie Sheen. None of the hits it notifies me of are ever about my blog - they're all about the actor!

by rossruns February 20, 2011

Blurt Alert

The tweeting of random crap with no purpose on the Social Networking/Micro blogging website "Twitter".

Did you see that Blurt Alert that @"twitter name" tweeted?! It was COMPLETELY random!

by @Tom4518 @alenka_m February 25, 2010

RIP Alert

An email update to members of the Rest in Peace Society that someone with a household name has died.

Holy crap, I need to make an RIP Alert, Paul Newman died!

by Jackel in brawley December 9, 2008