Alcohero

Someone who thinks that they are a real player after having a party and drinking alcohol. This Alcohero syndrome often occurs in prepubescent boys who had just experienced their first taste of alcohol, they also feel the need to brag on about it the next day - trying to seek enormous amounts of attention.

Alcohero Boy: 'Awh dude! You should have seen me last night drinking all that booze! I was totally wasted! I'm sooo cool!'

Other person: 'So how many beers did you have?'

Alcohero Boy: '...one.'

by Sprayframe September 28, 2010

alcoholics eponymous

A group for people who have the same name as an alcoholic beverage.

Jack: Hi, my name's Jack - Jack Daniels and I've had this name all my life.

All: Hi Jack. Welcome to alcoholics eponymous.

by Lepus July 2, 2008

alcoporn

n. the suggestive pictures and prose used in beer, wine and liquor ads

Jose Contreras: Why is that beer bottle shaped like a naked woman??
Bruce Lee: Typical alcoporn dude

by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006

stand-in alcoholic

When you can't attend/participate in (work) "functions" such as Happy Hour, client parties, the office holiday party, etc.

Melissa - "I'm too hung over to go to this wine tasting event tonight but the client expects someone from our office to be there."
Ann Marie - "Do you need me to be your stand-in alcoholic?"
Melissa - "WOULD YOU?! That would be such a big help."

Anna - "I already went to 3 parties this week! I can't go to anymore. I need to give my liver a rest. Do you want to be my stand-in alcoholic? There should be some cute guys there."
Ann Marie - "Sure!"

by AMarie0908 December 4, 2010

Alcowhore

Someone (usually a female) who acts like a whore only when under the influence of alcohol.

Jill is a total alcowhore, she had a few vodka-lemonades and she was all over Tom.

by Bridget Kramer February 3, 2008

Alcoholiday

A holiday on which copious amounts of alcoholic beverages are consumed.

St. Patrick's Day is the most important alcoholiday of the year.

by SaintZi April 2, 2011

Alcotizer

1) The drink before the drink!

2) You're first drink such as a shot, jello shooter, a beer, a beer bong, a mixed drink, etc...

3) Anything consumed first that contains alcohol.

Waiter: Hi I'll be you're waiter tonight, what can I get started for you? Any Appetizers or Alcotizers?

You: I'll have an Alcotizer please.

or

Party Kid 1: Dude lets get those Alcotizers going!

Party Kid 2: I think I'll have a shot for my Alocotizer!

Party Kid 1: Classic Alcotizer!

by SeanW82 September 16, 2011