Alanna

Alanna is a small midget with really huge boobs. In fact they're bigger than the Earth itself. She is very hyper, and loves sour patch kids. She is one of the most outgoing people you will ever meet. She tends to zone out a lot though, so be prepared to repeat what you said a couple of times. She is very book-smart but not quite street-smart. She has hair that grows faster than Rapunzel. She is addicted to facebook, and constantly tries to delete it but usually re-opens it within a few days. She isn't like most slutty teenagers because she doesn't care what people think about her. She doesn't go out of her way to impress people. She does what she wants, and says what she wants. In conclusion Alannas are the shit. And you should meet one. :D

Girl- There was just an Earthquake in Cali
Girl- Bro, I didn't know Alanna's Boobs took a trip to California.

by linachannelle August 22, 2011

alannah

usually small, redheaded an the most loved person in the world, one sexy ass mofo!!!!

refered to in the llamma song :D

id do her ;) wow she must be an alannah!

by mofo muddafcuker August 21, 2009

Aranea

Aranea, a animal that hits fluffy and just thinks is better than the other creatures on this earth.

It's not even near to be extinct, so when you see Aranea, just do what you have to do

Oh my god! Its Aranea, Run for your Life!

by RushNow March 9, 2005

Alana

If your name is Alana, you are very lucky. Most Alana's end up meeting their idol early on, and loving them for a very long time.

Alana has met her idol twice this year! She needs to teach me how she does it.

by wtfKYLE November 10, 2018

Alanna

Alanna's are by far the best person you will ever meet. They have long, beautiful , blond hair and gorgeous eyes that change from one color to another. She is totally hot and most guys want her but don’t have the courage to ask her out!! She is usually in the popular squad being the it girl . But don’t take that against her, she is still sweet, kind, funny, smart, and bright and before you meet her shy!! Alannas are very hard to find so if you meet one, don’t loose her! They are loyal till the end no matter how many fights you have, she’s always there to lend you a pencil :) they don’t care what gender they date as long as they are loving a sweet, she’ll be there for you ;) so be smart and find yourself an alanna

Dude 1 “ man, look at her she’s so hot, she must be an alanna

Dude 2 “ my mouth is drooling!

Girl 1 “ she’s so kind! Must be an alanna

by Sunshine and turtles May 18, 2019

Alana

She’s beautiful, perfect, and everything about her is absolutely wonderful. Her tits are huge. Down to platonically fuck but she isn’t a thot.

Damn I wish Alana were here right now I need me a glance at her chest, haven’t had the best day.

by Jejfucussjja November 7, 2017

Alana

The girl who is an amazing cook. Alan loves cats, and is one of the funniest girls in anyroom. Alana loves to chat up boys, and dances everynight away. She is the type of girl who loves the ide of golddigging, and enjoys noting more than shopping and eating. Alan is a very pretty girl.

OMG the girl is such an Alana.

by lionman789789789 January 23, 2013