Alan

the culmination of god, he is secretly omniscient but he pretends that he isn't. he loves boba tea and he likes making bad jokes. He is always at least 6 feet tall and has a six-pack

damn bro is that Alan? man he looks nice

by Chinny Boi February 28, 2022

Alana

Beyond beautiful very smart and really short, Loves cheering, very goofy in person, takes her school work and future very seriously

Man I wish Alana was mine!
Alana is picture perfect!

by Zaskew4 July 26, 2016

Alana

The hottest person I have ever met or become friends with. She is SO attractive and, to put it straight, I want to have her children.

I have had so many fantasies of her it just isn't funny. I NEED ALANA!

by GOBias Industries July 20, 2008

Alan Shearer

The sexual act of cumming into the air and then heading it so it hits someone in the face

Your mum took an Alan Shearer from me

by Sawsaw382 June 17, 2016

Aland

The manliest dude you’ll ever meet. If he turns around and slaps you with his giant manly dick you should be grateful.

Aland has such a magnum dong, holy shit.

by _eggboi_ September 8, 2018

Alanna

Alanna, describes a person who is Fun, out going and has unforgettable first impressions she is the type of friend that will have your back till the end she is feisty when provoked Thoughtful when respected she is an all around Queen if you are lucky enough to have her she is the type who doesn't like being tied down but isn't the type to submit. Dominance is written all in the name Alanna she's highly intelligent and very humble she knows what she wants and isn't afraid to go after it she's very loyal and once you have her she only has eyes for you,temporarily of coarse. But other than that she is a crazy hyped person to have as a friend and a lover so if you ever find an Alanna don't let her go she's a keeper. Your life will never get boring when you have a person like her in it

Dang did you see what Alanna just did she is bold

by Selfmademe June 11, 2019

alando

Alando is a kind hearted, loving person. Once you meet him, he’ll see, why at first, but then jokester pops right out of him. He is a person that everyone needs in life. He can be shy and hard on the outside, but on the inside, he is very soft and kind, kind of like a pop art. He is someone that you would never want to lose. A loving soul, comedian and sometimes perplexed person. You’ll never want to lose and Alando

Me: I’m pretty sad rn :(
Friend: talk to alando! He’ll cheer you up!

by Jaliepan e4 December 26, 2020