Milk of amnesia

Noun: Alcohol. A drink which, if consumed in sufficient quantities makes you forget large episodes of your life. A popular phrase due to its assonance with the patent medicine 'Milk of Magnesia'.

"...and while dancing you unzipped her dress and pulled it to the floor. Then you pissed in the bride's champagne glass and honked up all over the cake."
"Yes, I remember every bit of that. Just tell me how come I woke up this morning in the driver's seat of my car outside my house?"
"Put it down to the milk of amnesia."

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

amnesty international

Organization whos purpose is to give basci freedom to people in opressing countries.

Amnesty International should really try to legalize pot.

by nigger lovin joe June 25, 2005

Amnesia vu

Amnesia vu - noun. That feeling that I have forgotten the SAME DAMN THING!!! AGAIN!!!!!

DAMMIT! I left my phone in the car again!?! Every day! What is this amnesia vu?!

by wreckingdrew December 15, 2011

amnesiac sex

When you forget what gender you are while having sex.

He had amnesiac sex because he forgot his gender

by dunny's dictionary November 30, 2018

amnesomnia

Pronounced: AM'nee SAWM'nee-ya

def.: When you can't remember the last time you slept.

Donna: "Kevin, how long have you been up for?"

Kevin: "Well....let's see. Hmm. Are we still in July?"

Rick: "No, Kevin. We are in August. It's August 5."

Kyle: "Damn! Kevin has a bad case of amnesomnia!"

by RedDawg67 December 24, 2019

amnesiaxii

A person from Kansas, who probably lives on a farm and plants crop all day. They can probably be around 260 pounds and eat steak all-day long. They probably munch on carrots all day long like a musty airpited gorlliadog.

That guy is such a amnesiaxii!

by personalender December 30, 2020

Ampsie

Ampsie is an absolutely stunning person. A little crazy, but it's one of her best qualities. She loves her friends and family more than anything. To know one Ampsie in your lifetime makes you one of the luckiest people on earth. If you ever feel down, she will be able to make you laugh. She loves animals and has a surprising natural ability when it comes to building pillow forts. She will do anything for those she loves and without her, life on earth may not be possible. One of the best people on this planet, Ampsie deserves the world. Nobody deserves somebody as fantabulous as her, but if you ever do get a Ampsie, never let her go.

Ampsie! I gave you a month and you read 19 pages of one of the best books ever! Unbelievable! But it's impossible to be mad at you ;)

by HermioneVacker September 10, 2021