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Almsot

guy 1 - AND I ALMSOT HAD YOU!!!!

guy 2 - wow stop singing bowling for soup, and lrn2spil.
by foofighter December 19, 2008
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Almost

A song by Bowling for Soup That I would say almost everyone could relate to.
I aaallllmost had you,
but I guess that doesn't cut it.
I aaallllmost had you,
and I didn't even know it.
You kept me guessin'
and now I'm destined
to spend my time missin' you.
I almost wish you would've loved me too.
by Mustang GT May 9, 2005
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Almost girlfriend

The girl who almost became your girlfriend but something happened meanwhile and you just lost her.
Your friend sees a hot girl and says dude look at her...

You say dude she was in my high school and she was my almost girlfriend.
by Vrehaan January 5, 2012
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Alfonse

A super nice and honest person who is everybody's friend.
Bro this dude I met is a total Alfonse.
by Gthegreat July 24, 2014
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almost-deads

Individuals with declining visual and hearing acuity, slowing of cognitive processing, reduced physical capacity and an attitude of entitlement unmatched by any other group. The almost-deads typically prefer warmer climates where they wreak havoc on motorways, consume massive health-care resources and generally burden society until forever silenced by the inevitable icy-cold hand of death.
Yeah, it took 2 hrs to drive 2 fuckin' miles this morning. Seems that a car full of almost-deads did the 'wrong-way thing' entering the highway and crashed head-on into a motor home...shut down BOTH North AND South bound traffic so they could be extracted and life-flighted to the nearest cemetery.
by YAWA February 21, 2020
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Almost Mexico

Yuma, Arizona-located as close to Mexico as you can get without crossing the fence
yuma, az- not good enough to be cali but not ghetto enough to be mexico but almost mexico
by senor ytown April 11, 2010
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Almog

usually a guy with a giant dick that can steal your bitch. He is known for being super smart and athletic and never fails to make people laugh. everyone wants to copy his style because he is very well dressed and is the main attraction of the party.
Hey guys that kid is super dope he must be an Almog
by almog . October 9, 2020
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