goober

A goober is a booger or a nose fruit.

ew! Derek ate the goober! he likes nose fruit!

by m00p April 8, 2004

goober

A rural native of South Alabama or Northwest Florida who is genetically insuffient to be called a redneck or cracker.

That goober ain't taking my sister to the drive-in movie in no pick-up truck...it ain't got no back seat.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

goober

a huge retard that acts like a dumbass and is one. Also, a goober tends to run like a chicken and with his fly open.

Jake is a such a goober.

by Bret M. June 24, 2006

Goober

Someone who is an idiot or an incompetent. Does things stupidly- is stupid.

person 1: to person 2 my girlfriend is such a goober.
person 2: haha what an idiot!

by goob01 March 22, 2019

Goober

The space between a man’s penis and anus, sometimes covered with hair and is soft

Example: “My goober is Itchy because of the combined power of my ball sweat and shit stuck and tangled in my pubes”

by Themanofsupremeknowledge69 May 4, 2020

Goober

Someone who is usually stupid, does not ever get an inside joke you made three minutes ago, and everyone thinks they are just super annoying.

Man, ever since Bailey started coming to this school, she has been such a goober lately.

by memekong February 22, 2017

Goober

It is a USB Drive which is a shortened version of USB, which is a shortened version of Universal Serial Bus
First used by Peter B. Parker but used many other Spider-Men.

It can refer to a "USB key, Override key, Bypass key, Virus key, Who cares key i can never remember"

1)Hey, do you have that goober for the school assignment?
2)What the hell is a goober???

by meth bitch June 14, 2023