negative ion

Bullshit that companies use in their product descriptions to attract karens and anti-vaxxers into being fooled and buying them.

Company: Behold! Our new negative ion anti 5G quantum energy wrist-band!

A: How do people believe this? Atleast the money is off to a person with a brain.
B: This product is 100% true and believable! Anything to protect myself from the 5G waves!

by Poopoo Consumer May 01, 2023

Ion Crow

A large, flightless bird in the family Oneacrae, whose characteristics include dark plumage, limited vision, and frequent loud, boisterous mating calls. Typically nocturnal, populations tend towards urban environments. Some species exhibit forced copulation.

I spotted an Ion Crow pecking around the old industrial district last night.

by LaurenBarnhart January 01, 2025

Ion hoes

Juliana, Vanessa and Alexandra

Yo there gonna be any hot chicks at this party?
Yeah just them ion hoes

by Yoyohoneysingh94327 May 11, 2022

cuh ion gih a fuk

“i don’t give a fuck” in a spicy angry way.

“I will tell her to cuh ion gih a fuk.”

by squidward1122 May 17, 2021