My jimmy's wacked 

My penis is not functioning properly

A time when you would use this term is when the process of ejaculation is not performing up to its standards. This is a great and discreet way to announce the issue.

Example: "Yo check it, my jimmy's wacked!"

My jimmy's wacked by Shankapotumus September 2, 2010

paddy whacker

A policeman's truncheon or baton. Arose from the fact that the Irish were generally on the wrong side on the law in the New World and as such were often on the wrong end of the paddy whacker.

The policeman subdued the miscreant with his paddy whacker.

paddy whacker by Noirin October 14, 2006

whackmaster

a person of the male gender who is contantly masturbating

"You know Vee?He is such a whackmaster."

whackmaster by stumbiline April 30, 2007

whackintosh 

When you wish you could buy a macintosh, but are too broke for the real thing. So you put the apple sticker from your IPod on your broke-ass PC computer, then you have a whackintosh.

Dude! You upgraded your Dell to a whackintosh! sweeeet.

whackintosh by camalam1186 January 31, 2010

Bush Whacking

To hide in the bushes outside a women's home and masturbate to her through the window

D-Tos: Yo eric where you at last night?
ELO: Bush whacking over at MB'S
L-WIL: Damn eric that some fine ass bush whacking

Bush Whacking by Eloree123 June 4, 2013

WACKERMAN

An unatractive bald man, who touches himself inapropriatly in public. Usually found wearing a flight suit.

"Check out that wackerman over there." "Yeah. He's gay."

WACKERMAN by Urbanighter February 24, 2007

Whacky Sack 

To massage one's own balls and scrotum in a pugnacious manner.

I Hate Jenny, I wish I could beat the meat out of her. I'm just gonna go play Whacky Sack.

Whacky Sack by Asian Lover July 16, 2008