Pocket Voicemailing

(V) When someone accidently pocket calls you and leaves a really long voicemail of background noises.

Guy1: man, Louise pocket called me at 2:44 in the morning. And left a voicemail.
Guy2: really? What he say?
Guy1: nothing! It just sounded like a bunch of people talking and yelling in the background!
Guy2: oh. He was Pocket voicemailing you! Wow, too funny.

by sYk0t1Ck April 18, 2010

fairy pocket

The genteel term for the female genitalia

I'm the snuggly-wuggliest pixie in the whole of toyland, and this is my fairy pocket.

by cbmtrx December 27, 2007

jelly pocket

to spread the vagina with grape jelly then eat it out

i turned that girls vagina into a jelly pocket

by erob1i981 December 15, 2008

Bell Pocket

The pocket which your Banjo String and the end of your penis creates once the foreskin is rolled back.

Oh dayum! I have enough cheese in my Bell Pocket to re-invent the wheel!

by Coops007 January 11, 2010

pocket rub

Rubbing woomens genitals through her pocket

Just give me a pocket rub

by big dik2117 October 19, 2015

Pocket Bible

North Carolina slang for penis, often used by politicians.

"Oh Stephen, I feel passion and desire and would like to feel you pocket bible in my hands"

by johnnyjr May 1, 2022

Hot Pocketing

When you go into someones house, casually walk into their bedroom, crawl onto the bed, pull down your pants and take a massive shit between the sheets and fold them back over for your victim to find.

When I got home from work I wanted to just lie down and take a nap, but some asshole had been hot pocketing and my fucking bed was full of shit so I had to spend the afternoon burning my bed instead.

by BreadstickMagician December 8, 2016