Jams

Something Park Jimin doesn't have.

-Kim Namjoon

"Jimin....You got no jams."

by Karenzmom November 5, 2019

Jam

Jam is so nice and sweet! I wish I where him, he’s amazing! Jam makes everyone happy.

Look how perfect Jam is.

by Jamfan November 21, 2021

Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam

Due to the bridge strengthening work required on a Yorkshire stretch of the A1, motorists are often queued for a long period of time outside the Pontefract branch of the chain sex shop, Pulse & Cocktails, making it easier to peruse and judge the shoppers on their purchases as they leave, and discuss what sordid activities they’ll be partaking in with your fellow passengers.

“I got stuck in the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam, and spotted Jeff from work coming out of the store with a 15-inch double-ended black mamba, three butt-plugs and some cling film. Must be going to Sharon’s house for a Hot Lunch.”

by GoodinBed November 12, 2024

lady jam

the jam that comes out of a women`s vaginal area that usually appears during ones period

you want some of dis lady jam

by big mommy 149 May 20, 2022

Comb Jam

The gunky paste or crusty scalp residue left over at the base of a comb after continual use by combing filthy hair. It's similar to Toe Jam but on a comb and it's nasty.

There was so much comb jam that you couldn't get it through his hair anymore.

by lololarue February 26, 2011

Jizz Jam

It's like those concerts where drummers play with paint on their drums, but you know... it's jizz.

You guys wanna have a jizz jam session later? I've been saving loads in a jar (some would call it a jizz jam jar).

by deanofjizz April 27, 2022

jam

Derogatory term used to describe any person in a position of judicial authority, esp. members of law enforcement

Sarah: "Hey, what took you so long?"

Bill:"Sorry, the jams pulled me over for speeding on the way over."

by Yechno April 7, 2011