popping a johnny

Poking holes in a condom with the intention of getting pregnant

'Told her I didn't want a kid, then I caught her popping a johnny'

by Shan0206 February 10, 2014

Pulling A Johnny

When someone fails so hard that they rage by throw there controller at the wall and screaming like a maniac

Johnny: OMG i'm so close to my 10 kill streak
Johnny: NO I FELL OFF THE MAP
Johnny: *Throws controller*
Johnny's Mom: WHY DID YOU THROW YOUR CONTROLLER
Johhny: SHUT UP MOM I'M PLAYING CALL OF DUTY
Johnny's Mom: STOP PULLING A JOHNNY

by Maxdifficulty January 23, 2015

pulling a johnny

When there's no seats in the classroom left so you just stand outside.

Billy: "where'd he go?"
Jimmy :"he's pulling a johnny"
Billy :"oh ok"

by billymayonnaise October 22, 2015

Pulling a Johnny

The act of Pulling a Johnny is to play something safe.

"There are a dozen guards there. Which is why we're playing this safe instead of pulling a johnny."

by Helenestro April 13, 2017

Oh jeez oh johnny!

Oh jeez oh johnny is said when your in a bad situation (being chased or getting shot at. ex).

Best way of saying it: H JEEEEEEEEEEEZ OH JOHNNNY OH JEEEEEEZ OH JOHNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm being chased! Oh jeez oh johnny!

by Lt Ender June 24, 2017

Pull A Johnny

To defecate within the interior of someone's refrigerator.

I heard that he fucked my girlfriend at the party so I decided to pull a Johnny in his fridge.

by TikTak1848 July 23, 2017

Little-Miss-Johnny-Mary

A rude name Larley uses.

Hey Little-Miss-Johnny-Mary.

by ThisIsNotJP August 23, 2019