Texas Red-Eye 

The burning sensation in one's balloon knot after dropping a fire dookie. This extremely painful sensation is usually caused by power drinking while on a bender or extremely spicy food. Also may be caused by not properly cleaning after swamp ass.

While taking a shower, the water hit my Texas Red-Eye causing me to scream like a gay dude at a Cher concert.

Texas Red-Eye by MFresh May 17, 2008

Eyebrows 

A line of hair a little above the eyes

Colton:"Brett has no eyebrows😂😂"
Ms B:"Colton stay after class so we can talk about his eyebrows then"

Eyebrows by no eyebrows April 16, 2016

Eyad 

Eyad is a smart boy, he's the smartest boy in his class.he's kind, charming, and likes everyone. He's trustful and a real friend who will stay with you forever ,but once you loose his trust you loose it forever. But sometimes chats with you both gets awkward 🙃

Boy1:eyad can you help with the math h.w

Eyad:sure

Boy1:thanks

Eyad by Cherry is da best🍒 May 21, 2021

Bar Eye 

What happens to guys after a few too many beers that makes them pick up ugly chicks.

Man did you see that ugly chick Jim picked up last night, he musta had a bad case of bar eye.

Bar Eye by Jaydog January 9, 2004

Kross Eyed 

One of the many effects caused by smoking crack.

After hittin the stem a couple times, Keon became as Kross Eyed as Kriss Kross

Kross Eyed by Bo-bak April 13, 2007

Banjo Eyes 

Refers to a person's eyes which are in a wide open state, such as from being suddenly startled, or such as when the natural human reaction to suddenly perceived danger occurs. It can also, and often is, used to refer to a person's eyes which are simply naturally large or naturally pop out, although officially it is meant to denote the difference between the way a person's eyes normally look and the (much larger) way they look when the person is in a shocked or startled state, regardless of how the person's eyes would be described in their natural state.

Her banjo eyes revealed her shock at what she was hearing.

Banjo Eyes by GuccizBud November 2, 2016

SSR Eyes 

Commonly referred to as "Crazy Eyes," SSR Eyes mainly manifest in mid 20s aged women as dead and lifeless eyes accompanied by a fake smile to conceal their rage and hatred towards men they can't control and women more attractive than them. They stand out most often while posing for pictures with other friends or family members that clearly have their lives put together.

John: I went out with this girl last night and when I first saw her, I wasn't surprised that she would ask me to mask up before getting down.

Chad: What gave it away?

John: I could see it in her SSR Eyes.

SSR Eyes by InseparableTheBand June 7, 2022