breatharian food

Food that is served at yogi cafes for skinny new age white chicks who consider Lululemon an essential gateway on the road to, like, total enlightenment and stuff. Typically consists of a half a teaspoon of fruit smoothie balanced out with 2 seeds, 3 grains and a single flake of coconut, served with a shot of some overhyped and even more overpriced superfood that’s being over harvested to destroy an entire ecosystem.

Akasha: Hey wanna meet for brunch?
Shakti: OMG totally, I’m dying for some breatharian food. How about Alchemy?
Akasha: YASS! Bring yo jade egg, sistarrr!!

by simbabaji November 28, 2020

Breathe-Taking

A term used to describe only the most beautiful things in the world. This term should be used every time you refer to Kimmy specifically.

Kimberly is absolutely breathe-taking!

by ScubaSteve31 December 16, 2020

Breathe-Taking

A term commonly used to describe something too beautiful to comprehend. By definition this is Kimmy.

Kimmy is absolutely breathe-taking

by ScubaSteve31 December 17, 2020

Brethel

Brother; Homie

Have you seen our brethel?
He was out back not too long ago.

by Brethel December 27, 2020

Breathing

A sexy mf named corpse with a very attractive voice 😌 he invented breathing

Hey did you hear corpse invented breathing?

by Who’s her January 11, 2021

Breeshey

A huge rumbling fart out of ones anus hole

Hey, did you just do a breeshey? Damn that stinks

by Willy Wonga February 22, 2021

breesh

bruh and sheesh together.

breesh are you kidding me.

chloe- “can you drive me home today?”
amy- “no i cant”
chloe- breesh🙄
breesh u gotta calm down

by queen4lyfe February 27, 2021