giving braines 

Giving oral sex to a man (giving head).

hershel is giving braines.

giving braines by Roger Bernardo July 9, 2009

Mom Brain 

Lack of normal brain function that the non mom does not possess. After birthing a child, you forget things frequently and don't remember what you did 5 minutes ago.

Oh geez Gina, looks like the mom Brain for you again!

I'm having a Mom Brain moment. Oh yeah, I'm Renee! Nice to meet you!

Mom Brain by Swoonma February 26, 2017

Lamb's Brain 

When a man flashes his testicles (and only his testicles), pulled up and taught to simulate a lamb's brain. Usually used for offensive humor after the question "want to see a lamb's brain?" or "have you ever seen a lamb's brain?" The person questioned is usually not given time to respond properly before being flashed.

Peter: "Want to see a lamb's brain?"

Brian: "Wha...?"

Peter: (shows)

Brian: "Ewwwww, nasty!"

Lamb's Brain by TheDoof February 21, 2009

your last 4 braincells 

the educational podcast hosted by a band full of clowns (5sos)

"did you hear the last your last 4 braincells podcast?"
"yeah i did! they sang peppa pig, one direction, and hannah montana while timing each other go pee"
"aight then sounds fun ima go read that calum hood ukulele fanfic written by ashton irwin"

your last 4 braincells by streampizzaby5sos March 28, 2020

Brain Cells 

The first excuse for parents to think weed is bad. The truth is, however, that weed promotes brain cell growth by increasing the development of stem cells in the brain.

Smoking weed kills your brain cells! That's why you only have straight A minuses!

Brain Cells by SomethingCool51 July 25, 2012

brain freeze

A state where your mind simply blanks and does not work.

Looking at the copier, I suffered from acute brain freeze, as I could not differentiate between stack, group, etc., eventhough I had copied things numerous times.

brain freeze by Christine Pepe May 13, 2005

clit brain

A derogatory term used to denote one's diminished mental capacity, i.e., comparing the size of the brain to a clit.

Whenever I smoke some couchlock weed, I get a severe case of clit brain.

I had to spend 10 minutes trying to get this clit brained customer service rep to understand my simple problem. Actually, during the 10 minutes I rolled and smoked a killer joint, so maybe it partly my fault.

clit brain by BobONtheKnob October 22, 2006