burnt toast

expression used the same way as "that sucks"

Princy: gosh you're so smart

Amanda: not really. not compared to the rest of my graduating class, things are getting tougher with this economy.

Princy: oh, burnt toast.

by Amanda Kristine March 29, 2009

flying toaster

A famous screensaver invented by Wes Boyd for the Macintosh computer, showing a squadron of winged toasters zooming across the stratosphere.

Call me old-fashioned, but I still think the flying toaster screensaver is cool.

by Jay Young February 20, 2005

Toast

A dry sarcastic asshole

"After the teacher failed us, his new name was toast."

by Tripod August 8, 2004

toast

1. Guns
2. Something/Someone, or an event getting fucked up or ending.

" Like when the cops come you never hide your toast " GhostFace Killah's "One"

" Dam, my career is toast. "

by GhostFace_Chigga November 10, 2006

toaster waffles

the thing my friend yells when he grabs his girlfriends boobs

When he yells toaster waffles only 2 thing could have just happened: he either grabbed her boobs or hes in a good mood.

by bcrox May 6, 2008

Toasted

Posting it with the homies
Chillin till the end of time without anything getting in the way

Rachel: Ay lets kick it tonight
Maya: Come over so we can chill like we toasted last night
Rachel: Fersure i'll bring a blunt

by chiccalovee August 1, 2011

I just toasted my pants

Basically a boner, minus the hard on. Pretty much just being really fucking excited about something. Kind of like the excitment of a sudden boner.

"Dude, holy shit. I just totally toasted my pants!"
"I swear to god, after I saw her I just toasted my pants."

by SydVicious513 January 5, 2010