The Darnbrook Variant 

A strain of covid-19 where you don’t have any other symptoms except extreme diarrhoea. This can sometimes last weeks.

Old boy Jim has only gone and caught The Darnbrook Variant. He’s been stuck on the toilet for the last four days. Apparently his toilet looks like a battlefield.

The Darnbrook Variant by Theoneinthehole December 20, 2021

The_Luke_Vr 

The_Luke_Vr is a very skilled Gorilla tag player and can juke even the best players. He also is extremely funny and should be funny.

Oh no it's The_Luke_Vr we should run away!
Dude The_Luke_Vr is so good!
I should follow The_Luke_Vr.

The_Luke_Vr by Fax speaker February 24, 2022

The Billie Video 

The Billie Video is a joke where you make fun of people's relationships and terrible taste, because Billie has a terrible relationship, and terrible taste.

"Hey man you know the Billie video right. Thats totally her."
"LMAOOO FR."

The Billie Video by ILOVEGAYSEX November 22, 2022

The Schafter V12 is the best car in the world 

the schafter is a car in gta i like alot and its best car and i escape flying bikes ok thanks for view my post v

GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

I like The Schafter V12 is the best car in the world

The Schafter V12 is the best car in the world by gaypor June 26, 2023

Rail the Main Vein 

To snort a line of cocaine off of a fully erect penis

Me: Yo, do you even rail the main vein?
12 year old on Xbox live: Yeah, fucker, I rail the main vein every day!

Rail the Main Vein by Blawkz February 9, 2015

the da vinci code 

A kool book. Unfortunetly people don't understand that it is a ficticious work! Dan Brown said that it was fake, yet idiots still enjoy screaming about how it lies. People are constantly saying it's full of crap yet they don't get that it isn't real. What next? Are they going to start saying how Harry Potter is inaccurate? Infact the 700 Club is talking about how fake it is right now.

Idiot: The Da Vinci Code is full of lies about jesus!
Dan Brown: Yes I know it is.
Idiot: Ahhhhhhh it's satan!!!

the da vinci code by Stan Lightsaber May 31, 2006

The Blue Velvet 

While performing cunnilingus pull out a prepared blue velvet handkerchief and rub your face with it, then looking directly into the vagina scream "baby wants to fuck!" "You fucking, fuckers, fuck, fuck, you fucking fuckers" then look the women in the face, place the blue velvet in here mouth, then and scream "don't you fucking look at me!" While donkey punching her in the face. Made famous by the 86 movie Blue Velvet, starring Dennis Hopper.

Come on baby, lets take a ride on the blue velvet train.

The Blue Velvet by Mastervelvet October 28, 2008