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Cuban Shower 

The cuban shower is very hard to explain. It is a long and complicated process that involves too many steps to fully describe. Few women, other then those who are originally from Cuba can successfully give one. It involve steps that are very similar to getting head but for some reason MUCH more pleasurable. If a man gets a cuban shower once in his life he is lucky.
Man 1- I got a cuban shower last night!
Man 2- Thats fucking bull...you know that like NEVER happens
Man 1- Dude it totally happened...Martha is actually cuban
Man 2- Holy shit dude! Holy shit!
Cuban Shower by CubanShowers December 29, 2008
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Penn State Shower 

The act of having consensual sex with someone. Formally referred to as "rape". Jerry Sandusky is responsible for the word after raping multiple adolescent boys in the showers of Penn State.
Tom: I heard Cyndi was mugged last night.
Kyle: Really? I heard some guy gave her a "Penn State Shower".
Penn State Shower by Eli Forp-Ekaf December 1, 2011

mexican shower 

To wear way too much axe, cologne, deodorant, or all of the above because you are too busy/lazy to take a real shower.
Javier awoke from his nap realizing he had to leave in 2 minutes but smelled like shit, so he took a mexican shower.
mexican shower by FONZZ April 15, 2006

jersey shower 

A shower you take after taking a monster dump because it is the only way to completely clean yourself.
Tom: Did I just hear the shower running? I thought you were dropping a deuce.
Mike: I did. It was so bad, simply using toilet paper to wipe wasn't enough.
Tom: So you took a Jersey Shower to get clean. Gotcha.
jersey shower by King Mexico May 27, 2006

Baby Shower 

When you're going down on a pregnant woman and her water breaks on your face.
Dude it was the most digusting thing ever! I had to deal with a Baby Shower last night!
Baby Shower by Rooster2188 November 5, 2009

Peanut Butter Shower

Is a shower of feces on someone, a shit shower. Defecation on the body.
Monkey Love in another slang term.
Peanut Butter shower time
open crack
open crack
open crack
open crack

Let it flow
let it flow
let it flow

Peanut Butter shower
peanut butter shower!!!
Peanut Butter Shower by Skeetamus November 6, 2006

persian shower 

to shave one's pubic hair and place it on someone else's face
He killed my dad, so one night when he was sleeping I gave him a persian shower.
persian shower by Bobby John 007 February 28, 2008