The 3 stump pump

When you fuck your misses with a randomers stump an make her cum in 3 pumps

I did the 3 stump pump to my Scottish bird last night I screamed like a pterodactyl

by Stef the school bus Williams April 22, 2023

read your pump

To read one's pump is to notice when an individual has recently lifted. Often used as a compliment or praise, acknowledging another individuals swollen muscles.

"Hey bro, your arms are looking juicy af right now. You do arms today?"
"Yeah, I did actually, how'd you notice?"
"Brother, I read your pump"

by Natty Lyfe May 12, 2023

Blue Pump-Shotgun

When she's pumping your meat so hard it turns blue.

Guy: Yo chill, you're squeezing it too hard!
Girl: It's pumping, I'm about to make it blue.
Guy: You on some Blue Pump-Shotgun shit? This ain't Fortnite, chill!

by mplougj November 24, 2023

two pump king

A mam with poor sexual endurance that they cum after two thrusts.

My boyfriend is a two pump king, I end up masturbating at the end because he didn't make me cum

by SamuelleDeChamplaine November 30, 2023

Lil Pump

'Pumping Out More of the Same Shit.'
- Adam Buckley

Person A: 'You hear the newest Lil Pump song?'
Person B: 'No, as Adam Buckley puts it, he's Pumping Out More of the Same Shit.'

by Meganerd1800 December 4, 2023

filler up on pump 7

It's basically were somebody walks into a gas station on all fours with only a ski mask on and asks the clerk "filler up please!" and 5 big black men come out and fill up all his holes with cum

" That man definitely needs a filler up on pump 7"

by JoeyFi December 12, 2023

lil pump

one of the greates musical artist of all time with hits like gucci gang, eskeetit, d rose and many more

lil pumps greatest quote- your such a fuckin ho, i love it

by sus420 October 16, 2019