john mccain

Pre 2000, a decent guy. Post 2000 a flipfloping political whore with bush's hand up his ass controling his every thought....which makes one wonder just where mccain's brain is.

John MCcain will lie to the religious right just like Bush did in order to get a job that pays $200,000 a year and then fuck the people that voted for him in order to become the United States first real dictator.

john mccain by kiobe June 2, 2007

john early

Something you reply with when you know someone is going to say something stupid!

J BUCK:Yo what up mah nigga
J MOONY: What it iz son
J BUCK:YO i heard that y...
J MOONY: JOHN EARLY!!!! stfu and git out my crib.
J BUCK:Fuck you nigrock

john early by j moony July 12, 2007

John Lagging 

Drunk

When you are drunk you can be said to be "John Lagging"

"Steady mate, how many have you had?"

"Dunno but I'm absolutely John Lagging!"

John Lagging by H0t J0n June 26, 2008

John Jeffery 

A super legit, uncommon name given to guys who have an epic smile, that's so heart-breaking, you would swear that he doesn't have imperfections, although be aware that John Jefferey's tend to be shy, aswell as moody sometimes. They are handsome yet have an uncanny ability to be focused and driven when it comes to academic work, without seeming like a book worm. Can be annoyingly vain.

He's such a John Jeffery! He just tackled me, picked me up and carried me out of the room. I was too capitvated to protest!

John Jeffery by AntAngel January 2, 2011

John Hannibal Smith 

Colonel John Hannibal Smith, referred to generally as Hannibal, or Hannibal Smith is the leader of the black ops unit from the television series the A-team. Hannibal Smith's signature from the show were his omnipresent cigar and notable catchphrase: "I love it when a plan comes together." Hannibal was famous in the show for his brilliant plans which would solve the problems his team faced.

John Hannibal Smith is a bad-ass.

John Hannibal Smith by A-team fan February 26, 2011

John Cenafication 

the stare of which you turn invisible

i was sent into john cenafication

John Cenafication by Kroaknos Shakelin July 27, 2016

John Wick’d 

(Verb) past tense; The act of going to kill some fucker because they: killed your favorite dog, stole your car, blew up your house, or completely fucked up your day in some way shape or form. This occurs more often when the person’s spouse has deceased.

Ashley: “What did you do to the people that stole your car?”
Jimmy: “I John Wick’d there asses!”

John Wick’d by Jaybo524 December 16, 2017