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by Thispagewasmadeforme November 5, 2020
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Air jerking

Shaking your smart watch or phone to mimic movement so you don’t actually need to move
I didn’t close my rings today so I’ll just sit here air jerking while I finish my Cheetos
by Sister Wives April 6, 2021
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Nipple Jerk

When u surgically plant ur penis in some nipples and jizz out of your nipple and feed your “father milk” to the kids.
Hey why is the father milk sour today? Because he nipple jerked on his kids.
by anonymous August 1, 2021
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Public Jerk

When you masterbate in public and you cum on a cute girl or guy in public
"Hey I got arrested doing a public jerk to my teacher"
by Person54 May 23, 2018
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Wank jerked

Wank jerked is when one of your parents catches you masturbating.
Jill: You seem rather depressed, what happened to you today?

Johnny: Well I found some good porn and I was going to have a good time, but my mom wank jerked me.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
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jerk de soleil

1) Masturbating while doing acrobatics or while posing in acrobatic positions.

2) When there are so many people jerking off together in a close proximity it feels like a circus (also known as "circus-jerk")
1) Bob is whacking off while balancing on the high-wire again... what does he think this is? Jerk de Soleil?

2) I thought being part of a circle-jerk orgy would be fun and relaxing, but it turned out to be a real Jerk De Soleil.
by Katya Eye August 16, 2016
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Jerk Off a guy November

Every girl has to jerk pff a guy through out the month of november
A:”her today is nov. 1st”
B:”ok, i’ll meet you at your house in an hour”
A:”yup, because is jerk off a guy november
by ywBoys October 22, 2019
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