Purple Jesus

4. Nickname for rookie running back Adrian Peterson of the Minnesota Vikings.

The Vikings beat the Falcons thanks to a 60 yard pass reception and run by Purple Jesus.

by mphilg September 26, 2007

jesus bomb

The kind of bomb that Attack Mode Jesus would plant

that Jesus Bomb just won the map

by amj August 21, 2006

Jesal

Jesal is a term which means 'To be and Extreme and Awesome in every way'

Anyone who is Jesal is a beast at anything he does. No matter what it is.

Dude 1: Dude! did you see that Jesal earlier?

Dude 2: Yeah, He was awesome! How did he do half that stuff?

Jesal: Ha, That was nothing. You guys just suck at everything

by The_hobo_guy December 21, 2009

Jessie

The best girl ever! Very nice, smart, caring and beautiful. She is always smiling and fun to be around. Everyone loves her. Basically the best person you've ever met

Person 1: Wow, that girl is so great I wish she was mine
Person 2: I bet she's a Jessie

by Micelle Swiss January 10, 2015

"Jesus wept."

John 11:35. The shortest verse in the King James version of the Bible. Translated from the original Greek, εδακρυσεν ο ιησους, literally meaning, "Jesus wept.". Perhaps the sole verse in the Bible that people actually "get" without guidance. Rarely open to interpretation, only cross-reference. Having said that, what many don't understand is that it may sum up the entire New Testament in two simple words. (Note: emphasis on the word, may.)

When someone starts to say what the Gospel according to John really meant when it said, "Jesus wept.", just walk away! It could be a money scam. Caveat emptor.

by Herr Doktor Grauwolf February 14, 2009

Jesusaurus rex

the super sayian version of Jesus

he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live: And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die or ill go Jesusaurus rex on yo ass!

by blank babushka September 28, 2009

jess

A Jess is a person who is generous, talented and kindly. The name itself means "wealthy", and this is true, as a jess will always be rich in spirit and personality. Also used by some kids to mean "awesome".

The term should not be confused with the Spanish jess (pronounced hess) which means a woman with low moral standards.

Hey, don't you just love that girl?
Yeah, she's so jess.

by The Flibble September 20, 2006