Dildough

Noun (from Old/Mid. English): The primary ingredient in a most celebrated food of Ol' Glastonbury, Pickle Bread.

What dost thou on thyne mind have?! Yea verily, ye c'n no a'bacen thyne Pickle Bread withe nary an clove of Dildough! Ye 'ave nigh an clue.

by Jesus Tap Dancing Christ July 7, 2010

dildod

well basically it started from an indian means how are you. example...

gurpak says:- dildod
humkapak says:- im fine thanks.

by john April 12, 2004

Digdon

Someone who gets fat playing endless hours of video games

Thomas: Digdon, get off my computer!
Jordan: ..I can't stand up, I'm too fat.

by Evan123456 November 26, 2007

Dildike

1 (n) a woman acting spineless and floppy like a fake penis

2 (n) a fake lesbian

See also: Dildogenence, Dildoser, Dildojo, and Dildisease

(Lady one walks into gay bar)

Lady2: So, how YOU doin? *wink*

Lady1: Oh i'm not like that, i just came here with some friends.

Lady2: (walks away) Dildike....

by Your Dildogenent Leader February 16, 2010

dido head

a dido head is jargon from the Rush Limbaugh Show referring to a faithful listener of the show.

there are over 15 million dido heads that listen to the Rush Limbaugh Show

by desmond1639 February 22, 2010

Dido

Dido is very poggers, and she's most likely not bald. Obama and pitbull once said 'Poggy woggy'. That wasn't about dido, but in my mind it was.

Person 1: Woah who is that!? She is flaming flipping dipping ass ripping hot!!

Person 2: That is dido!! So hot!!<33

by PhoenixIsPoggers September 27, 2021

dildometer

An abstract tool for measuring acts of douchitude on a subjective scale.

The "editors" of urbandictionary often break the dildometer scale when they reject my definitions for no good reason...including this one.

by BigEz April 8, 2010